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A threesome of dessert goodness.

🔥 Total THC 18.7% / THCA 21.08%

⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

🍊 Sweet Cream, Citrus Candy, Light Gas

✨ Euphoric, Relaxed, Happy

7 g

$20.00

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this legal to order? +

100%. All of our flower is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill, containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. We ship to every state where hemp-derived products are currently permitted. If checkout accepts your address, you're good to go.

What is THCA and what should I expect? +

THCA is the raw, non-psychoactive precursor to THC found naturally in the plant. When you apply heat (smoking, vaping, cooking), it converts into Delta-9 THC through decarboxylation. The result is the same compound and full experience you'd get from top-shelf dispensary flower. Same potency, same effects.

Is the packaging discreet? +

Yes. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded box with no logos or labels indicating what's inside. Flower is vacuum-sealed to preserve freshness and eliminate odor. Orders ship within 1-2 business days and typically arrive in 3-5 business days.

What if I don't like it? +

We offer a 100-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy for any reason, contact us and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No hoops, no fine print.

How do I know it's safe? Is it lab tested? +

Every batch is independently tested by a third-party lab. Each COA covers potency, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, and microbials. Lab results are linked on each product page so you can verify before you buy.

How is this different from what I'd get at a dispensary? +

The flower itself is the same quality. We source from craft growers, hand-trim every batch, and test for the same standards as licensed dispensaries. The difference is we ship legally nationwide under the Farm Bill, and you don't pay dispensary markup or state cannabis tax.

Dominant

Caryophyllene (Peppery)

Spicy and peppery with woody depth, adding a warm flavor and steady body relaxation.

Limonene (Citrus)

Bright citrus zest that tastes fresh and juicy while promoting an uplifting, mood-boosting feel.

Myrcene (Earthy)

Earthy and musky with subtle sweetness, bringing deep body relaxation and a calming, heavy feel.

Banana Punch

From $20.00

Amaretto

From $17.00

Pinnacle

From $17.00

Smackrs - 10mg THC

From $30.00

Smackrs - 2mg THC

From $15.00

Wedding Cake

From $50.00

Gelato 41

From $35.00

Ice Cream Cake

From $55.00

JacK Herer

From $55.00

Guava Berries

From $55.00

Headband OG

From $55.00

Churro

From $30.00

Why Choose Us?

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Features

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Pricing Philosophy

Fair & Transparent

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Lab Testing

Full Panel Tested

Basic Testing Only

Customer Support

Real People, Real Help

Automated Responses

Company Culture

Cannabis Enthusiasts

Corporate Suits

Quality Promise

We Smoke What We Sell

Profit Over Quality

Community Focus

Education & Empowerment

Just Push Products

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about THCA flower

Yes, THCA flower is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill as long as it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. We only ship to states where hemp products are legal.

Store in a cool, dark place in an airtight container. Avoid direct sunlight and excessive heat. Proper storage maintains potency and prevents degradation for 6-12 months.

Every batch undergoes comprehensive third-party lab testing for potency, pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. You can view the Certificate of Analysis (COA) for each product.

Shipping Availability

Our THCA flower products are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. Due to varying state regulations, we cannot ship to certain locations. Please check if your state is available below.

We cannot ship to:

Arkansas , Hawaii , Idaho , Kansas , Louisiana , Oklahoma , Oregon , Rhode Island , Utah , Vermont , California , New Hampshire , South Dakota

In the unfortunate case that your state isn't available for THCA flower shipping, please take a look at our Gummies.